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🗓️ 31 July 2020
⏱️ 10 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, Prime Members! You can listen to Wow in the World, Early and Add Free on Amazon Music. |
0:06.6 | Download the app today! |
0:11.8 | Okay, let me just make sure I've got your order right? |
0:14.8 | You're ordering a 5-minute cry session, a pack of tissues, three raw onions, and a puppy dog calendar. |
0:24.2 | Okay, is that right? |
0:25.7 | Okay, great, that'll be $3.99, please pull up to the next window. |
0:30.2 | Hey, Minnie, there's about 100 cars lining the street to your driveway. What's going on? |
0:36.4 | Uh, one moment, ma'am. I'll be right with you. |
0:38.6 | Hey, Guy Rossi! Today's the grand opening of my cry-through-drive-through. |
0:42.6 | Cry-through-drive-through? What in the... wow is that? |
0:47.3 | Okay, so I was reading this study the other day about how good crying is for your health. |
0:52.2 | Oh yeah, I saw that article too. Crying can reduce stress and even release endorphins, which can reduce pain. |
1:00.2 | Exacteritos! So I wanted to help people to, you know, let it all out. |
1:05.0 | And the next thing I knew, my driveway became the world's first drive-through-cry-through. |
1:09.9 | Minnie, this is a great idea, but is there any way you can close up shop for just a few minutes while we do our game show? |
1:17.1 | Oh, sure. Uh, let me just give this Christmour their deluxe cry package here. |
1:22.5 | Thank you, come again! |
1:24.0 | Okay then, uh, let's see, uh... |
1:26.7 | my check, one, two, three... |
1:29.0 | and cheer the fireworks in three, two, one! |
1:34.4 | And now for everyone's second favorite game show after getting glitter out of their carpet, |
1:40.4 | it's Two Wots and the Rock! |
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