Two Wettings & A Funeral

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

From The Cheetah to the grave, chaos abounds! The Cheetah Bryan’s British Fluffer Where else can brothers touch brothers? Irving’s chaotic funeral A funeral planned by his first of three wives I cannot in good conscience give a rundown of this funeral…you just have to listen I will say it involves a runaway golf cart, emails read aloud, and a bad casket lowerer Burn Bryan to a crisp and snort him at the party Write us a eulogy for Bryan! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	We didn't pop our pussy today, but maybe, just maybe, we'll pop our pussy tomorrow.
0:08.0	11 kisses.
0:14.0	On this episode of The Commercial Break, they are literally shimmying and shaking this
0:19.7	casket trying to get these straps out of under it.
0:22.5	To the point where one of the guys had to go into the ground, he was leaning, one guy was
0:28.3	holding his feet, and he was down in the grave, hanging by his feet, and the guy was trying
0:34.7	to get the strap.
0:37.4	It was awful, awful, this is not even moving.
0:41.2	Then you could hear the cancer going, oh dear God.
0:46.0	The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
0:51.0	Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break, I'm Brian Green.
0:57.9	This is the director of the air view to ketamine services, Kristen Joy, totally besting
1:01.9	you, Kristen.
1:02.9	That's me, Brian.
1:03.9	And best of you out there in the podcast universe, wherever you may be listening, maybe you're
1:08.2	in the Hamptons, or Palm Beach, or the Hamptons.
1:12.9	I hope you are.
1:14.9	Kristen, I can only think of two luxurious places in the world, Palm Beach and the Hamptons.
1:20.2	Maybe you're at a party right now in the Hamptons chilling out with your ketamine bombs.
1:23.9	Yeah.
1:24.9	I saw that, I was telling this story, and I just had to pop on air real quick to share
1:28.6	this story.
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