From A-Cast Studios and Western Sound, this is the score, season one, the bankrupt diaries.

I'm Benadare and this is episode 9.

2 to many. Joe tell me about the money.

What was it like having all that money?

Okay, so one time I had $50,000 in a sports bag underneath my bed.

And I decided, you know what I want to see what this money looks like?

Oh, it's stacked up.

And periodically I would take it out and count it and I would count it on my bed. So I would count all the money,

I'm excited, oh look at that, 50,000 plus. And then I said, well fuck it. So I slide it all around the bed and move it all around and I make

it's so my whole bed's money and it's not a lot of money like it's not thick it's not like

I'm you know it's like a pillow of money but it's enough to spread all over the place

and so I spread it out and I decide I'm gonna do that cheesy thing where you lie down in it like you've seen every

movie or a TV show where people like get all this money you know I I've been raised poor. It's a lot of

fucking money to look at and so I lie down on it. I'll fall flat on it.

Ah, just drop on it. Flip over and I'm lying on it.

And very quickly, I start realizing,

ah, shit, I think I stepped on shit,

because I smell shit in my room.

I'm like, oh, how the hell I do that?

Like a real pungent fucking... room and I'm like, oh, how the hell I do that?

Like a real pungent fucking craps, like someone chunked a deuce right there.

So I get up and immediately I look at my bottom of my shoes no shit I look around like what what

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