Two Small Tacos: Friday, November 10th, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Patrick and Brittany Mahomes' Two Kids Show Off Their Silly Sides in Adorable Holiday Campaign Photo Shoot (People) Kelly Clarkson Says Taylor Swift Sends Her Flowers After Every Re-recording Release (Billboard) Travis Barker Roasted for Playing Drums in Delivery Room (Page Six) Keke Palmer Accuses ex Darius Jackson of Domestic Violence (People) Elon Musk Biopic in the works at A24 with Darren Aronofsky Set To Direct (Variety) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry Merch The Toast Patreon Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials and welcome back to the toes and happy
0:05.1	fucking Friday bitch okay happy fucking Friday bitch okay H f f f b o k k happy friday okay happy Friday lat HFFB-O-K.
0:14.0	Happy Friday, Lattered.
0:15.8	Happy Friday, Fole.
0:17.4	We are on the same planet today, both wearing cozy outfits and ug shoes and hats.
0:23.7	Today's energy is definitely giving slob energy which is perfect because one of today's
0:27.9	sponsors is sex.com and a lot of people have noticed how our copy for sex
0:32.1	com calls us out for like being
0:34.9	slobs and you know what sorry we're so on brand today and we're so in line with
0:39.1	our with our brand values and we were just trying to make the copy true today because we do have a
0:44.8	sax ad today. I mean just we don't want them to look untrue. But they when you
0:49.6	said sex just now I thought you're going to say Sciastra. I wish I could say Sa'ghastra.
0:54.0	I was singing a song this morning and like now it was a pretty girl rock.
0:58.0	It was like...
1:01.0	Why were you singing a pretty girl rock?
1:02.0	I don't know. It was just in my head. It's a good song don't get me wrong. But I was maybe one of the lyrics was like after and I'm just like extra
1:10.5	SAG extra. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
1:15.0	You were bigger than the whole sky.
1:18.0	You were more than just a short time.
1:20.0	You were.
1:22.0	I've got a lot to pine about I've got a lot to live without I'm never gonna meet
1:29.9	what could have been would have been? What should have been sag?
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