Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Berserka Bob bashes the bangles,

then prods his pals to give us all the heby jeepies.

Woodland Wade, decry sports sports hopes, gets grizzly with gusto, but gets naught but a nod.

Miraculous Mark has a mythical hard one and misses the macabre with his malefluent mirth. From Matt Damon to butt plugs,

Yes, it's time for two sentence horror stories.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to Hit Podcast, Distractable.

I'm your host for today because I am a winner.

By which of course I mean I won by giving up on almost every dream I ever had.

I'm joined as usual by my two competitors for today's episode, Mark and Wade.

Woe-Hoo!

Hello!

If you've never seen the show before, I'm the host, which means I get to make up the rules, and also I will be assigning points.

The guys are competing to earn as most points as possible as most,

close enough. But the points don't really matter and maybe having the most points isn't even the goal. Who knows? It's all just made up. But it's very, it's very closely documented. I have a book here that I write everything down in it's very

official but it doesn't but it's important to keep close track an accurate record but who

cares I have a sort of a game we're gonna to play today, but before we get into the game, it is custom and tradition in our great nation of distractible.

To begin with small talk, so how are you guys doing today? How's it hanging?

Mark, yes. Oh, I was just saying hello.

I thought you were raising your hand.

Me, me!

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