Two Seasons of Tantric Star Trek (Picard S3E9)
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4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2023
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
When the crew finally learns what’s behind Jack’s red door, he Teen Wolfs his way off the Titan to go handle his problems himself. But when new assimilation technology turns young Starfleets into drones, only the olds will be able to save Frontier Day. Was it the right choice for this season to bury the green lede? Whose therapist has a door that locks from the outside? What important advice did Jean-Luc give Jack? It’s the episode that’s practicing on the field!
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| 0:00.0 | Pit-Pip-Guffna! |
| 0:03.7 | To share your embarrassment tour, rolls on. |
| 0:06.7 | Yeah, we're going to London next. |
| 0:08.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:09.6 | Pretty sure we'll survive it, but not 100% sure. |
| 0:12.9 | Yeah, get yourself a ticket. |
| 0:14.5 | It's greatestjentour.com. |
| 0:16.5 | We are roasting Star Trek 5 this time. |
| 0:19.6 | Come on. |
| 0:20.6 | Come on! |
| 0:21.6 | What's it going to take to put you in a Star Trek 5 roast today? |
| 0:25.1 | Tickets still available for Chicago, Minneapolis, Boston, and Brooklyn right after |
| 0:29.9 | we get home from London. |
| 0:31.6 | It is a touring crucible for me and Ben, and we're doing it all for the FODs out there. |
| 0:38.9 | Get yourself a ticket at greatestjentour.com. |
| 0:42.0 | Right now, greatestjentour.com. |
| 0:44.0 | My friends, the Great Experiment. |
| 0:48.0 | I'll be frontier than ever. |
| 0:50.4 | The Greatest Train Tramp Tramp Tramp Tramp Tramp Tramp Tramp Tramp Tramp Tramp Tramp Tramp |
| 1:04.8 | Welcome to Greatest Trek. |
| 1:06.6 | It's a new Star Trek podcast from the makers of the Greatest Generation. |
| 1:09.6 | I'm Adam Brannica. |
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