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You ever get mad at somebody that didn't invite you somewhere, even though you wouldn't

win if they did?

Like, does that count?

Can you still get mad at them?

I wouldn't have win either way, but invite me.

And I know I'm the kind of person that speaks out of both sides of his mouth on this,

kind of like the person who drives,

and every time somebody's driving slow, you're like, oh, get out the way, slow ass.

But then sooner somebody pass you, you're like, wow, speed racer, really?

It's, because your speed is right. So for this I'm the same way. I'm not going to invite you for a third time if I've already invited you twice.

That's it. You get two times. If you don't come the first two times, I'm not inviting you anymore. It's a waste of an invite. Why would I do that? But at the same time, if I'm the other person, I don't care if I don't come 20 times. Invite me. I'm worth being invited every time.

I'm never going to come, but invite me. I see nothing wrong with this. Matter of fact, I take it a step further. If I'm ever

about to go somewhere with somebody and I really don't want to go, I try not to cancel.

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