Two Longlegs Up (Kumail Nanjiani, Taran Killam)

Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast

Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Actor/comedian Kumail Nanjiani joins Scott to talk about the new season of Only Murders in the Building, his new stand-up tour Doing This Again, and the full names of his TV and film characters. Then, doll maker Longlegs drops by to talk about the recent movie based on his life, how he celebrates Christmas, and his new cybertruck. Plus, Kumail and Longlegs compete in an exciting game of Would You Rather! Get tickets for the Comedy Bang! Bang! Into Your Mouth Tour 2024 over at https://CBBWorld.com/tour

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0:00.0	Comedy Bang Bang, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:05.0	Comedy bang, bang, bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, comedy bang, come to be bang bang.
0:22.5	Come back, comedy bang.
0:24.8	Come as me back.
0:28.1	If you leave me now, you take away the biggest part of me.
0:30.6	Hey, get back here with my prosthetic arm.
0:32.3	Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.
0:35.3	Thank you to Chicken Wing Supreme.
0:38.4	Chicken Wing Supreme for that catchphrase submission.
0:41.4	And a little too wordy for me.
0:46.5	Prosthetic is hard to say when you're a man built like me with a faulty tongue.
0:51.6	A tongue that doesn't want to do what the brain wanted to do.
0:55.4	But the hunt continues for a new catchphrase submission. Thank you to Chicken Wing Supreme. And welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. We have a wonderful show for you today. Today,
1:00.2	we have an actor slash comedian. And we have a toy maker, I believe, or doll maker here as well. That'll be coming up soon. But let's welcome
1:12.7	our first guest here to A Block. He's an old friend of the show. He is an
1:20.7	comedian and a stand-of comedian who brill brilliantly segued into the acting game.
1:32.0	You know, speak the speech, I pray you, as it comes trippingly off the tongue, the immortal bard.
1:37.9	You know all the works of him, obviously.
1:40.4	So you're not speaking until I actually introduce you.
1:43.5	Well, I don't know the rules.
1:44.9	There are no rules, my friend.
1:46.2	Rule number one, there are no rules.
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