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Connie, I had a wonderful dream where I climbed an infinite mountain.

What kind of mountain, Trevor?

A mountain of roast potatoes, parsnips.

Right.

Pigs and doves.

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What's 2FA security on Cracken? Let's say I'm captaining my football team and we're up by a goal against

I don't know, roverson rovers. Do we relax? No way. Time to create an extra line of defense and protect that lead. That's like 2FA on Cracken, a sure-fey way to keep what you already have safe and sound. Go to cracken.com and see what crypto can be. Don't invest unless you're prepared to lose all the money you invest. This is a high-risk investment and you should not expect to be protected if something goes wrong.

Who wants a new episode? Well, I want a full night's sleep, but here we are. This week I've got two old episodes of the constant.

Rwritten, re-recorded, reproduced, and with a little extra stuff thrown in. There are two stories that I think exemplify a certain spirit that this show, at its best,

tries to capture, and there are two stories which, in their current forms, sound like crap.

So I'mma make them sound good for you, and clear up a few little awkward bits in the script that I hate.

All that.

And finally, those who support the constant on Patreon will have

add-free access to a couple of classic stories. Hey, that could be you, patreon.com slash the constant.

This is the constant, a history of getting things wrong. I'm Mark Chrysler. Today's episode,

Two Islands. At first, no one thought to name it at all. When British sailors felt a

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