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The Bugle Audio newspaper for a visual world!

Hello bugleers, and welcome to issue 4195 of the Bugle Audio newspaper for a Tied,

Tetchy, troubled, turbulent but still, to visual world for 5T's.

me, Andy Zoltzmann, I am here in London. The UK in this week's podcast comes with a free bonus

extra millisecond, which if you play it backwards, slow down 100,000 times, contains the secret

to eternal life and happiness. But we can't tell you which millisecond it is and it is in bargoed

and password locked until the year 3021 for public safety and global economic purposes apologies

for that. But do please keep this episode safe for your descendants. Joining me,

this week two people who both ironically had antecedents who lived a thousand years ago,

would you believe it? To tell us all about them, please welcome from opposite sides of the

Pacific Ocean, 8,400 miles apart as the crow would fly if it could fly much, much further than

crows can actually fly. Had a 1,740 mile flight range was what I discovered on the internet,

albeit from one uncorroborated internet page that was the only one that came up with the number

about how far crows can fly. So 8,400 miles apart as 4.8 crows fly in a relay crossing the

Pacific. If indeed the point eight of a crow could in fact complete the for anyway, the point is

in San Francisco and Mumbai respectively. It's NATO green and Anuva Pao, welcome to both of you.

Hello Andy, hello, buglers, which one of us is in Mumbai? I can't remember now, that bit got out

of control. That was a lot of words without a full stop as on the script. There's a time portal

between the two. How are you, NATO? I'm good Andy. This week, this past weekend, I returned to

live stand-up for the first time in 14 months. I had three spots. It makes the blood pulse to be

back on stage in the comedy club again. I don't have an act. So what I'm doing is as a political

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