morning everybody welcome along to your free podcast for today tis friday tis the 14th of june and it's raining

but then of course you knew it was going to be raining didn't you when you woke up this morning

and you thought wonder what the weather's going to be like today wonder what steve allen will come up with

rain more rain and also do you remember i bought the other day i bought a lovely new garden umbrella

three feet three meters is, what, nine

feet. And it said aluminium, the pole that goes down the middle is aluminium, which is obviously

it's lightweight. So I put, so I took out the old umbrella and I put in the new umbrella and I wound

the handle and up it went and it was fantastic and it looked amazing and even

Lynn said to me she said oh she said got a new umbrella because she looks down on it well I mean

she's like that with umbrellas and so she looked she looked down on it she said oh it's a lovely new

umbrella and I went yes anyway yesterday we had a bit of wind we had a we had quite a bit of wind and sometimes it's a bit sort of like a typhoon that roars through. And unfortunately, when I went outside, because I had to go and water the baskets. I thought, I'm not leaving them. Not leaving because when it, when it's windy, they dry out quicker because they swing backwards forwards. Anyway, the umbrella had, because of the...

And how it worked, I've got no idea, because it's supposed to be a special one.

Anyway, it had bent over sideways.

It's broken the tubing that holds it up.

You can't just go and buy the tubing, can you?

So I've got to go and buy another umbrella.

A bit of a pain that was. I should remember in future, make sure that the umbrella is down when

it's a bit windy. I normally remember, but in this case, I, um, I kind of forgot. Never mind.

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