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Why do you want Twitter, tweet in my soon-to-bex tazbe and follow him so much on

DMT. I'm gonna try my best to see if everybody

can just get along and you know if not, I'm washing my hands.

What's the best thing? No, you shut the f*** up.

I don't know why the glass breaking with the friend is wet. Oh yeah, context,

texture and tone will always make everything better, right? You know, even in

moments when we think that we have sunk lower than you can go, lower than low,

you still can find a diamond in the rough and in this here case, but we found

was the oration of Jennifer Williams. When she said, why are you on Twitter,

tweeting, and then there are other words that follow, but let's just stop right

there. Sometimes you have to press reset. You have to press reset on people's

space occupation in your life. You have to do that. You have to ask why people

are there doing what they're doing. And Jennifer didn't even realize because

let's be clear, Jennifer doesn't even have real eyes. So she definitely didn't

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