Two Dads and a Dream

Good Guys

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Mazel morons! It's another immaculate Monday, and today we're unpacking the existential question: are you still people-pleasing if your voice drops an octave? Josh reveals his “actor voice,” Ben relives being shot in the ass with vitamin B, and the guys spiral into microphallus territory before debating NAD drips, diet culture, parenting, and why the 13th floor is a scam. Plus: ghost threesomes, OnlyFans ethics, foreskin taxidermy, and an anonymous uncle who deserves jail. What are ya nuts?

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys.
0:26.2	They're not the great guys. We're just so good, good, good guys. Whoa.
0:32.4	Do do, do, Ben and Josh, Josh, Josh, do, do, Ben and Josh, oh, Ben and Josh Josh Do do Ben and Josh
0:38.5	Joe
0:39.4	Ooh Ben and Josh
0:42.3	I can do the Oulu
0:44.4	Oh
0:45.3	Ben and Josh
0:48.9	This is
0:51.4	Ben and Josh
0:52.7	And they're doing a pod.
0:57.2	You threw me off. I was ready for Benny and Joshi back on the pod.
1:01.5	But I like this. I like this.
1:03.7	Ben and Josh.
1:06.5	Can you imagine if you were the base of a five-part harmony and just had a, and had micro-fallus?
1:18.4	No, I can't get.
1:19.1	Could you imagine if your voice was like this and you had like a half-incher?
1:23.7	I can't get that.
1:26.0	This is how low I can get.
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