Two Blueberries & A Club Girl

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Frankie’s back, and he’s giving nutritional advice…including 25 scoops of whey protein a day. People looking older than they are Big Water Dune 2 Teletherapy Ketamine Ayahuasca is calling Bryan Frankie’s back! And he’s parasailing Frankie needs his amino acids Creatine and a penis pump keep Frankie going Why is Bryan mad about frozen berries? We may never know Two blueberries and a 19yo club girl One day, our paths will cross… LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you have nothing nice to say about anybody, come sit by me.
0:05.8	We shall drink whiskey out of teacups and talk shit about people.
0:13.4	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:17.1	Two blueberries.
0:17.8	That's why I like to stay right next to a 19-year-old club girl.
0:21.8	I just like to nibble on her every once in a while.
0:24.9	Nothing fills me up like a three blueberries, frozen.
0:30.7	Nothing makes my Irish teeth even worse than rock-hard frozen blueberries in my mouth.
0:37.4	The next episode of the commercial break starts snow. Rock hard frozen blueberries in my mouth.
0:42.2	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:44.5	Yeah, boy!
0:48.1	Oh, yeah, Kathy Kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
0:50.3	I'm Brian Green, this is the baby to my thumper.
0:52.4	Chris and Joy Hordley, best to you, Chrissy.
0:53.5	Best to you, Ryan. And best to you out there in the
0:54.9	podcast universe yeah chrissey and i were just like taking a little break here and we were
1:00.6	watching some videos on instagram and one of the videos christie and i've been talking about this
1:05.6	probably as long as the commercial break has been breaking down videos yeah we've been talking
1:10.3	about how people in the
1:12.7	80s, 70s, 80s, 60s, they just looked older. So I'm of a certain age, and I'm not going to share
1:20.7	that age, but I'm sure you can probably guess it if you go and listen to all 600 episodes.
1:26.0	Oh. Oh.
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