Two Birthday Boys, Our Close Friends

Hollywood Handbook

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Comedy

4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2014

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Hayes and Sean have a discussion with Engineer Cody about refreshments before addressing an interesting new cultural phenomenon they're getting into. Then the guys issue a challenge to their listeners to help them become the second-least popular podcast on Earwolf. Finally, MIKE HANFORD and DAVE FERGUSON show up to discuss Alfred E. Neuman books, the history of the lo mein sketch, and answer questions about names from the Chip Gallery.

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0:00.0	So I'm at the video store, I'm back and forth, I'm saying, how would I want?
0:07.6	That's not what I want, that's not what I want.
0:09.6	And I just don't understand what's going on and then I finally say, oh ho, I'm looking
0:16.1	for, looking for comedy in the Muslim world.
0:20.2	I'm not looking for A comedy in the Muslim world.
0:24.8	Okay, right, right, right.
0:26.2	Have you had that?
0:27.2	No, I've had that exact same experience.
0:29.5	That's the same video store I believe.
0:31.6	So they should have been prepared.
0:33.4	And I, you know, I was in the, I was parked in the middle of the street.
0:36.2	I was trying to get out of there, but that's why there's no parking around there.
0:40.8	You have to leave your car, right?
0:42.2	And like I try to get the one set of tires on each of the yellow lines.
0:47.0	Yes.
0:48.0	You think like, I'll just run in, get my movie and run out.
0:52.9	And you would think, whichever one of us this happened to first, they would have.
0:56.3	Well, and it's got to have happened to a lot of people because that's a very popular
0:59.5	rental.
1:00.5	Mm hmm.
1:01.5	Sure.
1:02.5	People certainly know what we're talking about right now.
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