Twitter Morons
All Up Innes
Josh Innes
2.4 • 526 Ratings
🗓️ 8 October 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:29.8 | The person that I find the most interesting when it comes to person on social media, and I shouldn't say the most interesting, |
| 0:36.1 | because there's a lot of interesting wackos on social media that you look at and you're like, how does this person exist? I think Meltzer used to say that sometimes. Be like, how are these people like breathing the same air that we breathe? How do we live on the same planet as some of these people? I'd be like, yeah, I agree with you, Meltzer. There's some total wackos that you deal with that you're just like, and they're not even wackos. They're not crazy people. They're like people that you're like, like how? Like, I don't think you're a psycho. I just think you're dumb. And I understand that there's a lot of dumb people in the world. This is nothing new to anybody. There's so many morons out there. But I'm fascinated by how some of |
| 1:13.3 | these people operate and think about basic things and then they truly believe what they're saying. |
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