Good morning, Brew Daily Show. I'm Neil Freeman and I'm Toby Howell.

On today's pod, we will preview the jobs report due out later this morning and ask the very

important question who left a bag of cocaine at the White House. Then we'll pick up our sewing

needles to check in on Meta's super successful rollout of its new app threads before telling you

about a new must-see attraction in Las Vegas that proves strip malls are out and strip balls are in.

It's Friday July 7th. Let's ride.

All right Toby, it is Friday on a very strange week but we still have to ask the question

per our tradition fast week or slow week. So you might be thinking since it was only a three-day

week because of the holiday break, I'm going to say it was a fast week but I've normalized for that

three-day week and I think it was a slow week. It was. It was a slow week per capita.

Exactly, thank you. We have it on a per capita basis because and this is my theory.

Four-day weeks are a nice little treat because hey, it's just one day but three-day weeks, you've had

a you've had too long of a break and so then it feels like a slog again. It was super weird.

We need Congress to step in and make July 4th and ban July 4th from happening on a Tuesday again.

Next year I looked where in luck because it's on a Thursday. So that is all week off maybe.

A whole week I was thinking at least a four-day weekend clearly for that but we did put out

shows on Monday and Tuesday even if we weren't live. We interviewed Morning Brew's co-founder Alex

Lieberman and Morning Brew's funniest person alive. Dan, to me so you can definitely go check those

out. Those are evergreen. They're not related to the news. They're a treat. It was a good

upset. So yeah, go back and listen or watch those if you haven't yet. But Neil, let's jump into our

top story of the day where Meta's new social media app Threads is off to one heck of a start.

So Zuck posted yesterday that the app that Closely resembles Twitter has already landed 30 million

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