It's TWISTED IN TEXAS, a tale where Olive Garden's bottomless salad and breadsticks are only matched by bottomless… bowls of evil? Sure, let's go with that. Get ready to meet Leon Jacob, the douchiest douche that ever douched, and the only woman on earth who can take him down with a single stare— Queen Andrea Canning. She's going face to face with this arrogant surgeon who, sorry to say, thinks that you wouldn't understand the challenges of his lifestyle because you're not an upper crust surgeon who went to the best boarding schools. And that's really difficult for him to deal with, guys. Think that's plenty for one episode? Nope! There's more and K & K are discussing it all. From the snappiest dressing bail bondsman in Houston to the confusing calculation of hit man prices (could Math give them a call?) and not one but TWO FAKE MURDERS this Dateline is an episode for the ages. Order some parmigano homicidalfredo, prepare yourself for an epic Canning eye roll, and enjoy this very special episode of A Date with Dateline!

Also, Dateline, what happened to the dog? Kimberly needs to know!

Official Description from NBCU: A woman falls in love with a successful doctor, but when the relationship ends things take a turn when she learns she might be the target of a murder-for-hire plot. Andrea Canning reports.

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