Why don't you suck and fuck Home Alone's one and two dude? Why don't you just go into a

hotel room with them and have your wicket way with them and then come back when you're

ready to talk to me about the real deal.

Hello and welcome everyone to the worst idea of all time emergency season with your friends and

esteemed associates Guy Montgomery and of course Tim Bat. Tim, how are you?

Bad. We're in the middle of a global pandemic and I'm trapped inside my house.

How are you?

Yeah, pretty good, thanks.

Very, very honest answer of you and of me actually. So Tim and I have just sat down, not together, but, well not physically, but certainly in spirit, to embark on a little emergency season of the

podcast we've sworn off doing this so many times that it probably requires more than one hand to count.

An actual fact I just finished editing up the London live show.

No, sorry the Los Angeles one with Paul left Hopkins where PFT tells us to stop doing this and that was

off the back of the season before when he also told us to never do this again and here we are. That's right a lesson we refuse to learn

until it is beaten into us with a bludgeon this is a season of the podcast that will last

for as long as the world is the way it is. We of course

understand that many of you are trapped within your houses, not unlike Tim Bet and myself, and also not unlike one Alex Pruitt,

the star of Home Alone 3.

Yeah, if ever there was a sequel that begged the question, why did we make this?

I think it's Home Alone 3, right?

That's right.

So yesterday I was online and a friend had sent me a message on social media that said if you guys

aren't hold up watching Home Alone 3 I don't know what you're doing with yourselves and I said

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