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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty talk about penguins who were kicked out a sushi restaurant twice, twins separated at birth, a man who installed 11 speed bumps on his street, a man who was being fired and brought a clown for emotional support, a wife who stabbed her husband after finding old sex photos and Idaho’s rejected personalized license plates! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:03.4	Hi Kurt.
0:07.8	Scotty, you got one for me?
0:10.8	I'm going to start it off.
0:12.0	I started them off a little bit less frequently than you do, but I got one that I think you're
0:17.4	going to like.
0:18.4	I'm excited.
0:20.8	Two penguins.
0:23.5	Two penguins apprehended after sneaking back into sushi shop that they were already kicked
0:28.7	out of.
0:31.7	Oh yeah, that's bananas.
1:01.5	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to bananas.
1:05.1	You're one stop shop for strange news and friendship.
1:10.4	I agree.
1:11.4	I think it's a place where you come when you want to hear headlines that you don't see
1:16.5	on boring normal websites, boring normal podcasts, and then 16 years of friendship, just pouring
1:24.8	itself through a Zoom recording directly into your ears.
1:28.8	Scotty, where are you?
1:30.5	I'm in Amarillo, Texas.
1:32.6	I'm heading back towards Los Angeles.
1:35.0	I am in a really funny Airbnb that is well decorated and very nice, but they don't have ice.
1:42.8	They don't have ice trays.
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