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House of Maher

Wave

Society & Culture, Sports, Comedy, Rugby

4.9 • 569 Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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We're doing the same thing you're doing this week, fam: Watching Twilight in our sweatpants. #comfortwatch Join us as we get into what we do on Thanksgiving before we walk down memory lane and celebrate the recent theatrical re-release of Twilight and debate whether Edward Cullen is still hot or just creepy (We love you, Robert Pattinson, and we love your Lie Detector test with Jennifer Lawrence). Plus, we get into watching Lord of the Rings for the first time EVER and whether or not those lil' hobbits are into each other or just friends. And it wouldn't be right to discuss all these adaptations without stepping into The Book Nook, so we're talking Alchemised (the published version of Manacled) as well as The Housemaid. Get in your cozies, pile some leftovers on your plate, and tune in! New episodes of House of Maher release every Tuesday! Come hang at our place: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check us out on YouTube @HouseofMaher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ For more sister chaos, follow along @HouseofMaher on all platforms. House of Maher is a Wave Original.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠instagram.com/houseofmaher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠tiktok.com/@HouseofMaher⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	We got Twilight.
0:05.0	Which book did I enjoy the most?
0:06.7	I think I might have really liked breaking dawn.
0:08.7	Really?
0:09.6	I was an eclipse batty myself because of the tent scene
0:12.6	on the top of the mountain.
0:14.0	Edward is there, but he's got cold skin, right?
0:17.2	And she's freezing on the top of the mountain
0:19.1	to protect her from the bad vampires.
0:20.5	And Jacob, the werewolf, has warm skin.
0:23.9	So has to get in the sleeping bag with her.
0:27.1	Edward could read Jacob's mind the entire time.
0:30.0	Oh!
0:31.1	That is great literature. Welcome or welcome back to House of Mar, a Wave original. The Wi-Fi password is vampire
0:49.3	underscore baseball. And you should understand why I said that as we get into the episode. You should know we have a few house rules. Girls are magic. Reading is hot. And so are you. I am Alonimar and this year I am very grateful for everything that my body does for me. It's been through a lot. I'm taking some time off from rugby so I'm trying to figure it out and heal the best I can but it's keeping up with me. And I'm Olivia and this year I grateful for, I mean, I guess you said Body, but I really want to say my legs for carrying me through my first ever marathon, and I live to tell the tale. So I'm pretty grateful for that. Thank you, Body. And I'm Audra Anmar, and I would say I'm grateful for, I think, the growth I've had this year. A lot of self-discovery.
1:28.2	Oh.
1:28.7	So like maybe my mind.
1:30.4	A year of realizing things.
1:31.6	Yeah.
1:33.2	Realizing he, what's it?
1:34.8	He lies.
1:36.2	No, wait.
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