Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part I - Caravan Of Garbage
The Weekly Planet
James
4.9 • 12.9K Ratings
🗓️ 24 February 2022
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
The Twilight Saga rolls on into the god awful entry that is Breaking Dawn Part One. It's boring and weird and also gross. Why did they do this. There's a wedding between a one hundred plus year old man and a teenage girl and then a grown man falls in love with a baby. I mean they try to justify it will all sorts of werewolf and vampire lore but it just boils down to a horrible time at the movies. No. And boo.
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is part of the Planet Broadcasting Network. |
| 0:02.8 | Visit planet broadcasting.com for more podcasts from our great mates. |
| 0:06.6 | Welcome back everybody to another episode of the, alright? |
| 0:09.6 | That's wrong. That's the other thing we do. |
| 0:11.0 | Different thing. Do you want to start again? |
| 0:12.8 | Yeah, I'll start again. |
| 0:13.6 | Okay, actually good. |
| 0:14.4 | You don't want to leave this in for like, you know, to pretend we're doing it for real. |
| 0:18.4 | This is making credible bonus content. |
| 0:20.0 | Yeah, bonus content. |
| 0:21.2 | People are going to pay extra for this. |
| 0:23.2 | Welcome back everybody to another episode of Caravan of Garbage. |
| 0:27.6 | Where, of course, we are making our way. |
| 0:29.6 | We're breaking our way. Would you say, Mason? |
| 0:31.6 | Very nice. We're talking about the film breaking away. |
| 0:34.0 | No. |
| 0:34.4 | Beautiful coming of age film. |
| 0:35.6 | No, Mason. |
| 0:36.8 | No, we're talking about Twilight Breaking Dawn. |
| 0:40.0 | The one where they go back in time to feudal Japan. |
| 0:42.8 | There's always one, right? |
| 0:44.0 | In every franchise. |
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