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The Friend Zone

Twenty Twenty

The Friend Zone

The Friend Zone

Comedy

4.85.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

This week on #TheFriendZone, it’s the Assante Smith takeover. We share our 2020 highs, lows and expectations, with some stories and jokes in between. Black Business of the Week - https://www.blackfashionfair.org Wellness Segment - Paradise Resin https://www.etsy.com/listing/519156674/paradise-resin-blend?ref=shop_home_active_47&crt=1 Thank you to our Sponsors: Sanvello - Tis the season to be jolly? …for who exactly? If the “most wonderful time of year” actually feels like the most stressful, Sanvello can help. Sanvello has everything you need to manage stress and feel better, all in one app, including teletherapy, coaching, self-care tools, and a community that gets it. Get free premium and coaching for 2 weeks by visiting https://www.sanvello.com. Sanvello. A place to feel better. True Botanicals - Given what’s going on in the world, self care is vital. True Botanicals’ products can be calming during these stressful times, and they’re delivered straight to your door. Filled with natural and organic ingredients, True Botanicals skin and body products give you results without toxins so you can feel good while working from home. Every True Botanicals formula is MADE SAFE® certified – so it’s made WITHOUT 5,000+ known toxic ingredients. But unlike most nontoxic products, True Botanicals solutions actually work to REPAIR skin issues. True Botanicals worked with researchers at leading universities including Carnegie Mellon and Cornell to develop potent formulas that work BETTER than leading beauty brands. And in both of their independent clinical studiesTrue Botanicals outperformed Creme de La Mer products. Whether you’re looking for an effective anti-aging regime, seeking a sensitive skin safe solution, struggling with acne-prone skin, or anything else, True Botanicals has a natural formulation that will protect and nourish your skin. You’ve just got to try True Botanicals for yourself. Get FIFTEEN PERCENT OFF your FIRST purchase at https://truebotanicals.com/FRIENDZONE ShipStation - The holiday season is here and holiday shoppers are buying more stuff online than ever before. If you're an online seller, are you struggling to keep up? Get your SHIP together with ShipStation. ShipStation is the fastest, easiest and most affordable way to manage and ship your orders. In just a few clicks, you're managing orders, printing out discounted shipping labels, and getting your products out fast - resulting in happier holidays for you and your customers. No matter where you’re selling, ShipStation brings all your orders into one simple interface. ShipStation works with all of the major carriers including USPS, FedEx, UPS and even International - they even offer big discounts on shipping costs and you'll always know that you're getting the best deal. No wonder ShipStation is the number one choice of online sellers. And right now, The Friend Zone listeners can try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you use offer code FRIENDZONE at https://www.shipstation.com Follow us online: Twitter - https://www.twitter.com/friendzonepod Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/thefriendzonepodcast Have a GREAT day!

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0:00.0

Tis the season to be jolly for who exactly if the most wonderful time of the year actually feels like the most stressful

0:08.8

San velo can help

0:10.4

San velo has everything you need to manage stress and feel better all in one app including teletherapy

0:17.6

Coaching self-care tools and a community that gets it get free premium and coaching for two weeks by visiting

0:25.2

San velo dot com slash friend zone

0:28.3

S-A-N-V-E-L-L-O

0:31.3

San velo a place to feel better

0:34.0

Welcome to the friend zone

0:36.0

I'm a friend trust go also known as a friend

0:42.0

Hey, my name is a scientist

0:45.0

This is the friends all

0:47.0

The search

0:48.0

I'm a man of zone

0:50.0

I'm Dustin Ross. This is the friend zone and this is truly the news that you can use because this is the long awaited

0:58.0

Trump roast

1:00.5

To Baron I know you 14 you just started getting musty but your family been stankin and you're guilty by proxy

1:08.6

Get your nail Biden-Buller wife and Petey braided Peter Brady voice asked the hell on goodbye

1:15.0

To Tiffany you are a generic relative and you look like a family guy person in real life and plus you look like Sarah Paulson's girlfriend looks

1:23.6

You know what oh why am I even talking to you?

1:27.3

To Eric I will go easy on you because I know you ain't a fully done human yet since your top lip and gums never separated

1:34.3

But I'm not sparing you shit you look like a mechanic and I sincerely hope that the breaks malfunction hard as you guide in the next car into your bay

1:42.8

Also, that's why you and your wife and your baloney eating ass kids all look like the white people on lovecraft country and we all know how that story turned out

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