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🗓️ 11 November 2020
⏱️ 97 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Tis the season to be jolly for who exactly if the most wonderful time of the year actually feels like the most stressful |
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| 0:34.0 | Welcome to the friend zone |
| 0:36.0 | I'm a friend trust go also known as a friend |
| 0:42.0 | Hey, my name is a scientist |
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| 0:58.0 | Trump roast |
| 1:00.5 | To Baron I know you 14 you just started getting musty but your family been stankin and you're guilty by proxy |
| 1:08.6 | Get your nail Biden-Buller wife and Petey braided Peter Brady voice asked the hell on goodbye |
| 1:15.0 | To Tiffany you are a generic relative and you look like a family guy person in real life and plus you look like Sarah Paulson's girlfriend looks |
| 1:23.6 | You know what oh why am I even talking to you? |
| 1:27.3 | To Eric I will go easy on you because I know you ain't a fully done human yet since your top lip and gums never separated |
| 1:34.3 | But I'm not sparing you shit you look like a mechanic and I sincerely hope that the breaks malfunction hard as you guide in the next car into your bay |
| 1:42.8 | Also, that's why you and your wife and your baloney eating ass kids all look like the white people on lovecraft country and we all know how that story turned out |
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