Can I get a back rub before we start?

All right.

Hey, can I get a back rub here?

Welcome to The Crunch. It is your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

It's only been a week for you guys, but it's only only been two days for us since we last recorded.

It didn't feel that long today.

Yeah, because mostly I spent my entire Saturday asleep, so I didn't really have a Saturday.

Like sped by.

Yeah, well, my- I did end up going to the doctor.

You did?

I did.

And I got some bad news.

I've come down with a case of, I can't think of anything gosh darn it i was hoping i thought you had something

the whole episode over again i can't even i can't even what if what if phoebe's parents listen to this

podcast and they know that i'm not funny i don't think they listen to this podcast and also they do sometimes

one time i said something they got me in trouble oh really

yeah what'd you say it was back when i hadn't mailed out the mugs yet and um phoebe's mom we shipped

the mugs to their house and phoebe like packed them up in her car and drove them up to ohio with her

so it was like a long process and um she was like, he still hasn't mailed the mugs.

And I was like, oh no. Oh no. She knows. She knows I'm so irresponsible. Did you really get in

trouble or is it just kind of like a in my head. I got an, okay, it was probably an honest, in all

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