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Twenty GrTwenty-Three: You'll Never Guess Our New Year's Resolutions

Bropostles

Ethan and Patrick

Christianity, Relationships, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture

4.7531 Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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0:00.0

Earlier today, Phoebe was trying to figure out what the humidity point was.

0:02.9

She was like, wow, the humidity point is 95% and I was like, out of what?

0:11.1

And she looked at me like I was an idiot, and rightly so, because that's a dumb question.

0:15.9

It's so hard.

0:17.1

Nobody never give me three-digit numbers before I drink a cup of Joe

0:21.2

nobody talked to me until I've had my coffee get on the ground nobody move

0:25.0

until I've had my coffee stop resisting until I've had my coffee you have the right

0:32.3

to remain silent until I've had my coffee that's one of my that's one of my

0:37.0

that's one of mine and Phoebe's favorite bits is the bank robber, the millennial bank robber.

0:41.5

Yeah.

0:41.8

Everybody get on the ground.

0:42.8

Live, laugh, love, right now.

0:53.9

Welcome to The Crunch. The only podcast that's asking questions.

0:57.6

It's your boy, Ethan.

0:58.7

And I'm Patrick.

0:59.5

I'm also a question asker, and I have some questions I got to ask.

1:03.5

Can you believe that I got a question to ask you right now?

1:07.0

Yeah.

1:08.4

How come? No, let me do my job.

1:09.6

Was Patty Hurst in on it?

1:11.6

No.

1:12.0

What? Sorry.

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