Twenty Gr19teen
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2018
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, hold on. Let me open up my Google Keep Notes on Patrick's failed New Year's resolutions, |
| 0:06.8 | and we will be good to go. |
| 0:09.1 | Ha ha. |
| 0:22.8 | Welcome to The Crunch. It is your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:23.8 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 0:25.7 | You know what I'm drinking right now? |
| 0:28.2 | A cool, refreshing sprite? |
| 0:29.5 | No. |
| 0:32.6 | I'm trying to cut back on soda. |
| 0:33.4 | Gotcha. But I am drinking a Sprite imitator. |
| 0:36.5 | Is it a Laquois? |
| 0:37.2 | You ever had it? |
| 0:38.5 | It's close. |
| 0:39.3 | It's a bubbly. |
| 0:40.1 | You ever had a bubbly? |
| 0:41.2 | I've never had a bubbly. |
| 0:42.9 | It's a sparkling water, lemon bubbly, lemon flavor with other natural flavors. |
| 0:47.7 | And I'm looking here on the nutrition facts, zero calories, zero fat, zero sodium, zero carbohydrates, total sugar, zero, |
| 0:57.2 | protein zero. |
| 0:58.7 | I mean, this is everything that you could want in a drink. |
| 1:01.3 | It's literally just natural flavors. |
| 1:03.6 | Oh. |
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