Twelve Days of Christmas

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

Medical History, Health & Fitness, History, Medicine, Comedy, Sawbones

4.8 • 15.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2021

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

The song "The Twelve Days of Christmas" sounds like an extravagant and generous cavalcade of gifts. But what if your true love had less than pure intentions? Justin and Dr. Sydnee go through each present and speculate what deadly diseases they could potentially give you. Not hard to theorize, considering these gifts include two dozen birds. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers https://taxpayers.bandcamp.com/

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0:00.0	Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.
0:07.0	It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?
0:14.0	We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.
0:22.0	You're worth it.
0:24.0	Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.
0:33.0	We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.
0:56.0	Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones. I was just back right. I'm the coast.
1:11.0	You forgot the marital tour of Miss Gutt. It's a marital tour of Miss Gutt and menacean.
1:16.0	And I'm Sydney McRoy. I'm going to introduce some Gregorian champ vibes.
1:20.0	Yeah, what's that all about? The time in the 90s with Gregorian champ was like a thing.
1:26.0	It was really in.
1:28.0	Y'all look into it. There was a bit where Gregorian champ had a moment.
1:33.0	Well, in the 90s, we were just trying everything.
1:36.0	We were like, Gregorian champs. Is this something? Swing?
1:41.0	Remember, swing came way back, like, back in a big way for like five minutes.
1:46.0	It ended in a genre for every country that isn't America. It was called World Music.
1:52.0	It was America music and World Music.
1:55.0	Everything that's not America.
1:57.0	Everything that's not America. It doesn't listen.
1:59.0	The 90s were a wild time and I know you think you understand it because you're all wearing the fashion of the 90s now.
2:05.0	It's not the same, but you had to live it.
2:07.0	You had to live it. Wait till Stranger Things gets there. You'll see.
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