Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, America, to Miss Guy and Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McRoy.

And I'm Sydney McRoy.

This is an interesting transition. We're recording it in 2021, but you are listening to it in the future.

Greetings from 2022. I hope things are better.

Turning around a little bit. I mean, one can hope.

It's just a few days away. So it's not.

I'm not knocking on all the edges of wood in our hands. I don't believe in those sorts of superstitions, Justin. I am a scientist.

Oh, really, Sydney. Well, what kind of science have you prepared for us this week on our science program? Science watch.

As a scientist, it is my job to investigate all unique human phenomena, no matter how strange they may seem.

Can you give me and I also thought I also thought this would be a fun way to end this year and begin a light and begin a new one.

And begin a new and something light, something funny and fun and interesting and not too heavy because I'm sure there will be heavy stuff to talk about in the future.

So I was looking at TikTok, you know, spacing out and dissociating while looking at TikTok. Our new favorite pandemic pastime.

I think we've all engaged in. And I noticed some people talking about TJ Maxx specifically about the idea that and I don't know this to this is not my experience.

I just saw this on TikTok. The idea that when you are in TJ Maxx for a while, you have the urge to go number two.

Okay, now listen, you're from what you've told me you're going to be talking about number two a lot. And this episode I'm afraid that you're going to be okay with saying the P word.

Do you want me to say defecate? It's almost worse. It's almost worse. That's the worst one. Either way, people were talking about that in tick on TikTok.

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