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Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2019
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Eating For Free is a bi-weekly gossip podcast reporting from the edge of the internet! We're a new wave of celebrity reporters at a time when pop culture is increasingly chaotic and media lacks the ability or moral direction to make sense of this capitalist nightmare!
You can find us on our website, Twitter, and Instagram. For behind-the-scenes gossip and access, join our exclusive Facebook group: Girls & Gays (G.A.G.S.)!
Do you have a tip for us? Want to leave some feedback? Need to get any questions off your chest? Send us an email at eatingforfreepodcast@gmail.com!
Links:
- Danielle Staub's new man isn't really a duke (Page Six)
- Marvel Is Searching for Its First Gay Superhero (Out/Rose Dommu)
- There's A Starbucks Scam Going Around By Lady Gaga Fans (Buzzfeed News)
- After Roma swept the Oscars, Steven Spielberg seeks to block streaming films. 43:20 (Choose)
- Khloé Kardashian Says Jordyn Woods "Is Not to Be Blamed For the Breakup of My Family" (Teen Vogue)
- Wendy Williams Is Back!!! (Jezebel)
- Consider Bebe Rexha's Potato Chips (Frida Garza, Jezebel)
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | What do I think of her? |
| 0:01.0 | Yes? |
| 0:02.0 | I don't think of her. |
| 0:04.0 | B. |
| 0:05.0 | Shut your fucking mouth. |
| 0:06.0 | That's not enough of you, you've been. |
| 0:08.0 | Beast? |
| 0:09.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:10.0 | How dare you? |
| 0:11.0 | Glass a red wine and a swish up. |
| 0:14.0 | I think you get the bitch ya bitch, bitch. |
| 0:18.0 | How dare you? |
| 0:20.0 | Oh my God. How dare you? |
| 0:24.3 | Oh my God. |
| 0:26.3 | The wait is over. |
| 0:30.1 | We've been gone for 47 years. |
| 0:38.3 | It was the longest season break I've ever experienced in my life for any kind of media I've ever consumed or participated in. It's like, it's literally been like, how have you guys survived? |
| 0:42.0 | I mean, since the finale. Like, it's, it's almost shocking that you're all still here. |
| 0:46.8 | We were cryogenically frozen, as you all know. And in that time, everything just went like |
| 0:51.8 | that. Like, we just boom, boom. We very much like, we missed boom boom we very much like we missed it |
| 0:56.0 | we missed it you're in reverse like we came back to tell you what we saw um listen you guys |
| 1:02.5 | thank you all for putting up with our um shenanigans five day long yeah season break between season |
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