You are listening to the Enormo cast.

Oh, hello.

We have reached this remote mountain crag,

an elusive hope of finding one of the most majestic and fearsome creatures known to climbers,

the Sportiva Squammer.

Now we wait, aspiring to hear its lonesome and august call.

Squamma! Squamma!

Ah, what good fortune!

The cliff before us abounds with this daunting creature,

often appearing on boulders and crags and pairs.

The Sportiva squama is a fierce predator, known for its diverse hunting skills and sleek movement.

Observe as they use tiny edges, dimples, smears, and even the occasional toe or heel hook

to close in on their prey, set up, and leap for the kill.

Oh, my stars, what do we have here?

Ah, yes, a gentle and beautiful mating pair of vegan squamas.

Though these gorgeous, green-coated creatures are just as nimble as their lethal brethren,

the vegan squama remains an herbivore living peacefully among its fellow woodland creatures without harm. And you too can go to

Sportiva.com or your favorite local climbing shop to observe, hold, and maybe even pet a Sportiva squama yourself.

But please be wary, because once released on your local rocks,

the Sportiva squama will run wild and free just like you.

Listen, uh, uh, where you're playing in town?

You playing here?

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