It's Thursday, December 24th.

Welcome to Mark Foolery.

I'm Chris Hill.

It's just me.

Just wanted to check in.

How's it going?

Did you get that thing, the president you wanted to get for what's her name were you

able to find it okay good what about the one for the kid I don't know the

niece or nephew or the grand kid I don't remember all of them. I can barely remember my kids and I only have three.

Oh you got it? Great. All right, good to hear. Not to bring up a touchy subject, but the thing you ordered online that hasn't arrived yet.

What's up? Did they give you a tracking code or something?

Okay, out for delivery. All right, that's, all right, that's probably a good sign. You're going to get it before the end of the day. All right, good. Good.

Yeah, so I've got one thing for the person in my home to whom I'm related by marriage. I ordered it last week. I actually paid

for the rush delivery and first they said you're going to get it on the 22nd and then they were like actually you're going to get it on the 23rd and now I'm thinking it's not going to get her on time.

I'm not going to say which retailer it's every you know what everybody's trying their best, right? Every retailer, every delivery person, everyone

working in an actual store, all of us, you and me, we're all trying our best. But here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to print out a picture of the thing

and then put it in a small box

and that way she can, you know, at least have something to unwrap and then I can just say,

it's coming like this weekend or

next week or January but it's on the way. But by the way do that too like if you've

got something as a gift for someone and it hasn't arrived yet just wrap up a picture

Something that indicates it's on the way I promise whoever you bought it for

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