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The Little Book of Christmas, approved by Autonicon.

Thank you. approved by Automicon. The How do you? How do you celebrate Brucemas? We all celebrate Brucemas.

Most of us have the traditional Brusmas tower with the Brucemas helicopter on top.

But do you know what it means? Read on to find the story behind

Brucemas. It was a late winter's eve and as the bells chimed, all gathered in Nakatomi

for a lovely old time. At the party was Bruce, Brousette, and the Brucelings, their family and friends,

and all manner of good things. They cheered and they danced and they partied all night,

until the doors opened wide on a terrible sight. It's the grubas, all cried, and a hush

fell across, and all festive feelings were suddenly lost.

These evil octuplets from a far-flung land came to end all joy with their evil plan.

Wizard Gruber was sly, sarcastic and mean, all around in his black cloak he'd often careen. T. Gruber turned tables each way that he went.

Neckless Gruber slunk around with his secret present. Sheriff Gruber was proud, aggressive and pouty,

and alien Gruber was grumpy and haughty. Robot Gruber was sad, all slow and morose, while the jumper grubber was grumpy and haughty. Robot Grubber was sad, all slow and morose, while the jumper grubber drank booze and cracked jokes. A gruber with wings brought up the rear, and everyone knew they were not welcome here. All the people they scattered, they crumbled and coward. Or hatred and gunfire, the

grubers all showered. But one man he spoke up and he had saved the day, for brave Bruce McLean

would make them all pay. The fight it was fierce, but his blows they were true. And little by little, the grubers all knew.

That their fight was hopeless, and they should all flee.

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