Live from Sherwood Forest in the heart of Atlanta, Georgia, hour one of the Bon Hessler Doctrine begins right now.

I am your lovable, huggable, mid-morning chat host Eric Von Hesler, surrounded by the doctrinares, some closer than usual.

Want to fill in, but I think we're going to have a great show. Tim Andrews is here.

Autumn Fisher is here. Look who's in the studio right here. Greg Russ. Looking his hipster best.

Look, he's trying to be a good boy. He doesn't want to, he doesn't want to make me angry on

this Friday because sometimes, I put my finger to my mouth. Yes, you did. Be quiet over there.

I'll tell you when to speak, Greg Russ. Big boys. Yes, sir. Uh, yeah, Alan says he needs to get

in delay before you speak with your crazy nonsense.

And also, we have in for Jared Yamamoto, who, you know, our buddy Jared lost his mom recently.

And he'll be out today and Monday as he deals with the funeral in North Carolina and Memorial.

So we're thinking about him.

We have English Nick in his stead, right?

I figured out it's stead, not steed.

Steed is a horse.

Is it not?

Or if you're on your steed, is that you're on your horse, right?

Yeah, you're on your stead.

Yeah, no, you're on your stead.

So he's filling in not in steed.

No.

Instead, but wait a minute.

Instead, well, that kind of works.

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