What is the system?

What is the swamp?

Why do I say the president doesn't have enough powers for me to want to be it?

I'll tell you all that plus care for a jerk coming up tonight, and I'm right.

It's crazy. Look, look.

When I came out a long time ago, I said they've been spying on my campaign.

I said they've been taping, and that was in quotes, meaning a modern day version of taping.

That's all the same thing, but a modern day version.

But they've been spying on my campaign. I told you that a long time ago.

Turned out I was right. Let's see what happens to them now.

Durham is, I never met Durham because I want to stay out of it,

because otherwise it's going to look political.

But Durham, as you know, is a highly respected person.

Okay. He is a highly respected person.

Let's just pause all that for a moment.

Just take that little video clip and just kind of put it in your back pocket here for a second.

I was asked a question last week, because during my show it doesn't matter,

but I was asked a question, hey Jesse, you want to be president?

You want to run for president? Obviously it's tongue in cheek.

No one wants me to be president, believe me.

But I thought about it, and the answer I gave,

I think some people thought I was joking about it, but I'm not joking.

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