TV Nostalgia, Crustaceans Revisited & Moving To Mars
My Therapist Ghosted Me
Global
4.9 • 7K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
They said it couldn't be done (well they didn't say that, but still...), but Vogue & Joanne recorded this episode across a 14 hour time-difference, with Vogue in St. Bart's and Joanne in Melbourne, Australia. Joanne's literally just come off stage, Vogue's just finished breakfast. The vibes are different, but somehow it works. There are lies, TV comebacks, essential Caribbean shopping and a full, professional and detailed review (sure...) of the Nasa mission around the moon.
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time to thank our partner of this episode, Disney Plus. Vogue, it's finally here. |
| 0:06.1 | I know, the show we've both been looking forward to, The Testaments, a new dystopian drama |
| 0:12.4 | exclusive to Disney Plus. Consider me hyped. But for anyone who's just arrived back from Mars, |
| 0:19.0 | what's it all about? Well, The Testaments is a new chapter in the world of the Handmaid's Tale. |
| 0:24.4 | It follows a new generation of girls in Gilead who begin to question the world they've been taught to obey. |
| 0:30.4 | And Aunt Lydia's back. |
| 0:32.5 | Oh, she's a wronging. |
| 0:33.9 | This series is based on the best-selling book by Margaret Atwood, and it stars Golden Globe nominee Chase Infinity. Best name ever. Amazing. But what if someone listening hasn't seen The Handmaids Tale? What then? Well, the good news is, Joanne, that The Handmaid's Tale, seasons 1 to 5, is now on Disney Plus 2. But, as it's a brand new story, you can come in fresh anyway. Praise B. Watch The Testaments and New Hulu original series exclusively on Disney Plus. Now, it's time to thank our partner of this episode, Kit Kat Sharing Bars. Picture the scene. Okay. You're cuddling up to your beloved. You've lost me. No, no. Go with me on this. Okay, okay, go on. So you're sat, cuddled up, and you look in each other's eyes and you decide the one thing you need more than ever right there is a kick cat. But not just any kick cat. No, no. One of their gorgeous sharing bars. |
| 1:29.1 | Oh yes, with all those different flavours going on. |
| 1:32.2 | Yes, their irresistible fillings are simply divine. |
| 1:37.3 | They have salted caramel, haytonut, double chocolate and now new cookie dough flavour. |
| 1:42.9 | They look really good. Such a simple concept, but it's just so flavour. They look really good. |
| 1:44.8 | Such a simple concept, but it's just so effective. |
| 1:47.6 | They look fantastic. |
| 1:50.6 | Discover a delicious way to break tonight with Kit Kat sharing bars. |
| 1:55.3 | Have a break. |
| 1:56.2 | Have a Kit Kat. |
| 1:59.4 | This is a Global player original podcast. |
| 2:02.7 | I would be fanny fluttering back into the sack I'd be done. |
| 2:05.6 | I would never lie to you to your face, but I will lie to you via text message. |
| 2:08.6 | The reason for my trip to some bars is to buy another crustacean. |
| 2:11.7 | So I have been looking at crabs. |
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