Every American of every stripe like Christmas a lot, but the Biden who lived in the swamp did not.

The Biden hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season.

Now, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason.

It could be perhaps that his mask was too tight.

It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right, but I think the most likely reason of all may have been that his Fauci had made the wrong call.

But whatever the reason, his Fauci or his mask, he only wanted everyone to be vaxed.

Staring out of his swamp with a sour Biden frown, he masked any mandated like a king and his crown.

The Americans down in America fought back tooth and nail, a divided and half they were destined to fail.

And so with his Fauci, the Biden rang in inflation.

Present prices peaked as he declared, he, if I can't be king, I'll bankrupt the nation.

He separated and he segregated each American by color creed in class.

And just when Christmas hit, he raised the price of gas.

Now with the Americans whipped up in a flustered flurry, they would go for half price to China in a hurry.

So he pricked and he vaxed and he masked and he made a once great America the ultimate trade.

Our freedom for his kingdom and our rights outweighed.

Now down in America there was no Christmas feast, and Lady Liberty was left with marks to teach.

And when it was over, there was a great fall.

But half saw it coming. He was the Biden who stole Christmas after all.

Well, I give a shout out to the production staff for that little number.

That was very, very well done. Welcome to our Christmas special of I'm Right.

And let's be honest, it's tough here. Very tough here.

45% of American households, 45% are experiencing financial hardship as a result of, well, inflation.

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