Joe Biden made a divisive speech. I'm not showing it till you was

disgusting. We have Dr. Mark McDonald, we have Zooby here, we're gonna have a blast

tonight on UmRite.

Have I ever told you how we came up with the name for the show? I'm right. It was

just look here a little behind the scenes stuff before we get to all the news,

right? It was this very complicated process because remember all you see is me

here on camera and I'm happy for you but there's all this production staff. I

got Matt and John and we got all the suits and there's all these people involved

in making the show go. It's not just me, right? So how would we come up with this

name? Well I decided it should reflect what the show is really about the

most because yeah we're trying to save America and all these other things but

more than anything the show is about me being right all the time and then

rubbing that in your face as anybody should. I mean like you remember I know

Joe Biden just gave that horrible speech horrible awful speech worst probably

I've ever heard from a president most divisive I've ever heard and you remember

you remember like yesterday when I told you it was gonna be he's gonna give

some big speech tomorrow don't worry we'll bring you some of it and it's about

the soul of the nation right this one down Mr. Producer it's gonna be a nasty

divisive name calling just bitter thing. All right in all seriousness it was

very nasty it was that was actually pretty easy to predict I think I think a

salamander could have seen that one coming but okay so what did you actually see

maybe your blood pressure is still popping out of the veins in your forehead

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