Good morning millennials and welcome back to the toast. Happy Wednesday,

happy swirly summer commencement day and happy Beacon Eve to all.

It's a very big day, the end of non-swearly summer.

Even though, as stated yesterday,

we couldn't possibly be living on-swearly if we tried but the official start to swirly summer is here

So wherever you are whoever you are make Haston celebrating it's a celebration. It's a celebration. It's a cell a cell a

and if you're watching on YouTube you probably see Jack's is in New York. We are

swirling in the studio. This is kicking off our New York City

week of shows. We have a big week. Jackie and I will be doing shows Wednesday, Thursday, Friday in

studio here at our toast HQ. Regular toast. Regular toast. And then

tomorrow night and Friday night we are kicking off our swirly summer tour, our very first live show ever,

asterisk. We have dresses. We do. We have a show. We have spray tans. We have spray tans. We have spray tans.

We, actually we are ready, you guys are not. Like if you're coming

and by the way I feel like everybody literally in New York is talking about these shows.

I'm walking Romeo yesterday. Like I met a million toasters like I'm bending down to pick up he took the biggest dump six

laws go row I'm literally I have duty in my hand I'm bending down and some girl was like see

it Thursday everyone the city is kind of a buzz with

girly swirly's night out it makes sense and also we have so much fun stuff

prepared for the show but I was thinking this morning how like we've been training

for this moment for six years.

Like yes we do need to get ready.

However, I believe that we are ready.

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