Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything.

They want us to change our name.

What, wait, who? Disney! Great, robot mice.

The Big Fit! That's now our name. The Big Fear Show's still the same.

The Big Fit.

Let's play the game.

We're still on fire, busting liars.

But yeah,

The Big Fear! From Turtle Creek, Pennsylvania, it's the Big Fib.

And now here's your host and the best Deborah Goldstein I know, Deborah Goldstein.

How many do you know?

Never mind.

Welcome to the big fib, the game show where kids choose between the good health and long life of truth

and the cold-blooded stinkpots of lies. I'm your host Deborah Goldstein and in the studio today is our sound effects robot Lisa which stands for live in studio audience.

Thank you, thank you to all of my fans. I see you. I live for you. You complete me.

Wow, that's so nice of you to acknowledge your fans. You know, they really do deserve all the robot love I can download.

Also, I'm a true believer in the notion that you get back, what you give. So if anyone would like to give back you can submit your adoring comments at best robot ever.com.

Okay, I don't think you're supposed to stop there right. I should tell everyone where they can mail their gifts to.

Okay, no, you're not supposed to tell people that you want gifts.

So you need to let your fans give without solicitation.

Okay, that's silly, Deborah.

How will they know that I would love for them

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