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🗓️ 31 May 2023
⏱️ 49 minutes
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0:00.0 | Yay, networks. |
0:06.1 | I would like to begin today's episode by making a statement, is that my permissed? |
0:13.5 | You were, you were permissed. |
0:17.0 | I throughout my life have vehemently denied the fact that allergies, seasonal allergies |
0:27.8 | exist. |
0:28.8 | That's true. |
0:30.9 | My lovely, lovely wife claims, has always claimed to suffer from seasonal allergies. |
0:38.1 | I believe, I've believed, notice the past tense. |
0:43.5 | The allergies right, being old, are more a state of mind than an actual physical thing |
0:53.8 | that exists in our world. |
0:56.0 | What about when my eyes are itchy or like my nose is, like, you think I'm lying when |
1:00.6 | I sneeze 17 times? |
1:02.6 | Today, I woke up. |
1:05.6 | Today I woke up with what feels like might be allergies. |
1:17.5 | I just want to say, this is maybe the third year in a row that you're doing this speech |
1:22.3 | where you thought allergies were fake and then you got them and now they're real to |
1:27.2 | you. |
1:28.2 | And then each year, you forget that you decided that and you begin again saying there's |
1:33.0 | no such thing. |
1:34.0 | And then you get your seasonal allergies that you get every year. |
1:37.2 | It's like this year to deny the existence of something when you're not affected by it. |
1:42.4 | Effected by it or seeing it or experiencing it. |
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