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Hey everyone, after a very successful tour of Australia, our sister show Plumbing the Death Star is continuing its get-cooked tour for the Melbourne International Comedy Fest.

We're performing for two shows only, Saturday the 14th and 21st of April.

Head to sanspansradio.com slash live for info on venue, times, and where to grab tickets.

Both shows are completely different topics, and under 18s are welcome, but come with a parent or guardian.

Ideally, you nan.

She loves it when we talk Avengers to her.

Once again, head to sanspansradio.com slash live to grab your tickets today.

Hey, my little baby boys, and welcome to another episode to shut up a second.

That's going to be the new intro from now on. I hate it.

I love it. Well, okay, that's like one for a yes and one for a no. That's good to hear.

I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Zoe Bellotto. I'm Thomas Hedguse.

And today's topic is a turtles.

When I was little, this is a true fact and history story.

When I was little, I thought a turtle made this noise. Lobity, lobbottyty, lobbotty, lobertie, lobertie, lobertie, which you can kind of get, right? Like, as they walked? I suppose. Like, as a turtle locomotts, it kind of makes, like, a lobity, lobety, lobertie, lobertie, kind kind of sound Yeah, how did you get there?

Well, like a fish, if you ask a child what noise a fish makes, a child says, Swish-R-Swish-W-W-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-B-B-W. Swish. No, that's the movement. Yeah, that's the sound. Glob, blah, blah. Then I can be like, my cat makes a... D-D-D-D-D-D-d-d-d-d-d-d-noise.

Because the cat makes a pretty obvious noise.

Meow. Okay, but you're not... Because with a fish and a turtle, you're grasping at straw, so you take the movement sound. Arguably, lobby-lobby is not the movement sound. The movement sounds more like a gentle thud, thud. But, you know, like if I said, what's the sound of grasshopper makes? Not a bad example. What the sound an ant makes? Yeah, exactly, but that's its movement. Oh, wait, no, maybe it's... No, it's our clickers. Ants was awful bad noise. Pinses, not clickers. I would always give the wrong answer to what noise does a rooster make. What noise would you say? Well, because we're Greek, so animals make different noises in different languages. So when you're kids, and it's like, what language does it this make? In Greek, a rooster makes a kikikiki. See, that's much better than Cockatdoo-d-doo. It's more accurate for sure.

Oh, no, actually, Cockat-Dood-L-Du makes sense if you just get rid of the hard seas. If you're like... That's kind of the noise. That sounds a lot like a... I was going to say a penguin, that's wrong. Yeah. There's fancy as fuck ones with the big town. Peacocks. Pantsy. I was a big old peacock.

For some reason I wanted to say pig feathers.

Pig feathers.

Pig feathers.

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