Better strap yourself in. It's time for the Howie Car Show.

I mean, if the Lord Almighty came out and said, Joe, show.

I mean, if the Lord Almighty came out and said, Joe, get out of the race, I get out of the race,

the Lord Almighty's not coming down.

A sharp turn for history.

As President Biden announced at 146 p.m. there would be no last

campaign for him. In a separate statement the president embraced his vice

president. Look at my first!

Oh my God, I love it!

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

Would you agree that this is the most serious security lapse since President Reagan was shot in

1981? Yes sir I would.

Clever girl. Do you know what Stuart Knight did afterwards? He remained on duty.

He resigned. Big swing and a miss. I think that I am the best person to lead the

Secret Service at this time. I believe you're horrifying and aptitude and your lack of skilled leadership

is a disgrace. Your obvious skating today is shameful and you should be fired immediately.

Go back to Garden Doritos.

Rums, Hacks and Moon Bats, Beware!

It's... It's...

H-h-h-h-h-h-hmm. Howie Car.

Car.

I know there was a reason why I wasn't eating as many Doritos as I used to. Just getting tired of cool ranch Doritos. But still, I mean you

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