It's Turtle Time Trip. We're going to recap a trip. A housewife's trip. So pack your bags.

Well, Turtle Time listeners, we want you to close your eyes and imagine you're in the beautiful town of tequila.

Ramona is sitting next to you with a scarf

covering her head. Dorenda's got a knife in her hand and a man on a dancing horse just gave you

a huge shot of tequila and a horn. Can you picture it? That's the feeling we want you to have as

Amy and I recap the shit out of the Real Housewives of New York's season nine trip to Mexico.

Now open your eyes. Amy, how do you feel? Oh, relaxed. I want a margarita. I wanted a margarita all three episodes. I was like, except when they were like, it's a skinny girl margarita. I was like, I'll take a regular one. Thank you. I'm sure they had a couple. I agree completely. I'm sure they had a couple secret ones where they're like, hey, we'll put a little bit of simple syrup in one of those. Some guy was running around with simple syrup, I'm sure, adding a little extra to that. But I felt the same way I love, I love when they were just doing those 130 proof smoky shots of tequila in horns. And they start getting to round seven. I was just like, oh my God, this is so fun. And then there was that guy kind of getting bucked off his horse a little bit while it's dancing to the music. It's like, oh my God, that's like a perfect fun vibe. Yeah, I was worried about the kids a little. I was like, I don't need them part of this. Oh, I was, I kept it. I was imagining the best. I was just like, these are definitely kids.

They're not working in any capacity. They live on this beautiful property and they wanted to bestow roses on the cast members. You're right, though. Yeah, don't think about it too much. But what a fun. What a fun. I mean, just to say overall, oh, my God, I kind of forgot about this one. In the hierarchy of trips, you know, we're talking about season nine, Roney.

It's, they go to the town of tequila, Mexico. Also, they have a town that they're staying in, but then they eventually travel to tequila.

It's like basically Porto Vallarta, but then they take their helicopters to tequila just for the little tour that Bethany like hypes up so much that I was like, when it was leading up, I was like, she kept being like, it's such an honor to do this. I can't believe I have accomplished so much that I'm able to give this tour. It's like, they go on like a distillery tour like you would anywhere. It's like, you know, it's like a nice experience. It looks nice, but it looks like something anyone could do. I agree with you actually now that I thought about it more. I was impressed for a second. I was imagining I was in that helicopter sort of spinning around a tequila. But you're right. When they actually got to the trip for a much hyped, you know, experience, it did look like something you and I could probably, you know, pay for it and participate in. But I think it was sort of a capstone on Bethany's Margarita making enterprise. And she felt very, you know, I don't know, felt very blessed to be able to share that experience. But you're right. You know, maybe she was kind of crying, you know, she was pretty much, she was crying, weeping when she got there

and stuff. And maybe it was just like, you know, more generic than you would imagine. Like she kept being like, if anyone shits on this experience, I will kill you, you won't be invited. This is such a big deal. My team spent so much time planning this. And it's like, I've been on like 30 of those, like whether it's a brewery, a fucking whiskey, gin. Like I've done like every alcohol tour you could think of.

Me too.

I did that.

I did.

I did. I went to Cancun and they gave me a tequila tasting tour just privately. And after I left Signore Frogs. And it was like almost very, very similar. We don't have to talk about that. They took you out back. It was very similar to this.

Oh, you know what?

Yeah.

I mean, thinking about it like that, I'm like, okay, yeah.

It wasn't as epic, I guess, as, you know, you could have pictured.

But it was just very nice as sort of like the in-between little event that they had.

But really, the entertainment comes from them just

being drunk as hell for three or four days, however long this trip was, and just all of the

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