We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. So, You have accessed entry 1351. S. 212 certificate number2793.

Turtle Soup.

Beautiful soup. So rich and green.

I turned 50 not long ago, late spring.

Congratulations.

Yeah, people were, people say that.

Your birthday party was amazing.

That I didn't invite you too?

Yeah, that's right.

Well, I never, are you precious about birthdays?

Are you like...

Me too.

I wouldn't tell anybody that I was having a birthday if it weren't for Facebook.

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