Turtle Power
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 23 June 2021
⏱️ ? minutes
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SEAWEED IS DEAD.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:02.4 | It's pre-rolled time off your stress or you're tired and you just don't have time to cook |
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| 1:52.0 | But we've also got Eric Clapton |
| 1:54.5 | Large women in San Antonio and a whole lot of dead baby penguins coming up on episode 110 of the Jesselnik and Rosenthal vanity project |
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