Spider-pig, spider-pig does whatever a spider-pig does.

Can he swing from a web? No, we can't, he's a pig.

Look out he is a spider-pig.

Live from the basement of the YouTube headquarters.

I don't even think they know we're down here. It's the Stacking Benjamin Show.

I'm Joe's mom's neighbor, Doug, and we're more than halfway through the year.

So how are this year's goals coming along?

To help you get your ass in gear, we welcome the host of the best interest podcast, Jesse Kramer.

And a woman whose number one goal is probably to hang out with us from a Ford anything, Paula, a pant.

And finally, the guy whose goal is to teach

his kids not to park the car in the living room it's o g and speaking of goals i've set a mark right now

to stop this podcast halfway through and demand that we play my trivia challenge and now a guy whose goals probably include not telling old guy's stories.

It's Joe Zalcihy.

I'm trying to stop for the next hour.

But then it's game on again, Doug, the second that we're done. Isn't it bad when you, isn't bad when you find yourself becoming more like the characters and those progressive commercials? Like, don't become your parent. It could be very, very much. You were the model for those. It's scary. Like saying hi to everybody in the elevator. You ever had somebody do that, by the way? It is, is creepy. It's like, hey, no, no, no. I'm going to stare at the wall for a little bit. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the creepy old guy stuff podcast. I'm Joe Saul C. Hi. And we have some fun to start your weekend. We're going to talk about goal setting and the guy across the card table. He's goal setter extraordinary. Mr. O.G's here. How are you, man? I think my favorite one of all of those is when they have to throw the stuff out. They're by the dumpster. They've got like all their all their stuff. And the one guy shows up with like all the floor mats. And he's like, he's like, do you still have the car? He's like, no. He's like, he goes.

He's like, but he's like, no, it goes.

My favorite one is how they're talking about. You never know when you're going to eat yet. You're never going to need it. Like he just like cuts him off. My favorite is the one where they're parking before the big game. they're parking way out in the back 40 so they can get out early. I have done that so many times.

It's like, no, this is a great exit. It's like, but we have to walk

a hundred miles to the stadium. It's like, no, we won't. I compliment the produce manager to the

overall grocery store manager. Absolutely do that. Well done on stacking.

He's doing a great job.

He's doing a great job. He's doing a great job. He's doing a great job. And produce, that guy's awesome. Yes. The woman, by the way, who is the lettuce stacker on this podcast, Paula Pants here. I have no idea what that means, Paula. But it sounds good. Yeah. You know, stacking Benjamin, stack and lettuce. I can stack whatever needs to be stacked.

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