Turning 44: The Age My Mother Was Murdered
The Collier Landry Show
Collier Landry
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🗓️ 25 February 2022
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Right, that's it. Come on. Lights out. You've got a test tomorrow. Just two minutes. I'm about to reach the next level. It's going off now. Yeah, whatever. Let's see. Where's the app? Oh, here it is. What? How? Oh no, you're out. Better look next time. Mom! Here's game over for late nights on school nights. EE-E Wi-Fi controls help you get them off the Wi-Fi and into bed. |
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| 0:28.0 | To verify I see EE.com.com. |
| 0:29.3 | It is very human to think about our own mortality. |
| 0:33.3 | Yes. |
| 0:33.8 | Just like a self-fulfilling prophecy. |
| 0:36.3 | Is this like a curse? |
| 0:42.7 | Is this like... I think all of these things just start to just, I mean, they go through my head all the time. |
| 0:45.3 | And I'm, I mean, is this, is this normal? |
| 0:51.4 | Well, it's another year in the history books. |
| 1:01.3 | So I decided to pull a page out of my baby book from my first birthday. |
| 1:09.0 | And ironically, my dad wrote something here on the bottom. So I had a party with my daddy, mommy, Nana, and Pop-op Schmidt. |
| 1:17.2 | I received nice presents and I gave out cake. |
| 1:21.5 | Angel food with divinity icing. |
| 1:24.7 | What is divinity icing? |
| 1:26.4 | I have no idea. |
| 1:29.0 | And champagne to my friends. |
| 1:32.1 | Clearly I didn't think of that at one years old. |
| 1:35.5 | But interesting, this is me at my first birthday party with my mama. |
| 1:40.9 | And for those of you that can't see it, I was a cute kid. |
| 1:45.8 | Oh, man. |
| 1:48.5 | Then, this is a picture that I took of my mother. |
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