Turned water into White Claw
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 7 September 2023
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
What would Jesus be like at a party? That’s the debate that Luke and Pete start today’s show with.
Elsewhere, Luke has been reading about what it’s like to live and work in Death Valley. He tells Pete all about that and the lads also discuss what are the perfect clothes for sleeping in.
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| 0:00.0 | I didn't play with toys as a kid, I played with engines, became a mechanic's apprentice at 16, |
| 0:05.6 | but eventually I wanted a new challenge, so I joined the Navy and I took what I knew about cars |
| 0:11.3 | and applied it to destroyers. I learned to fix anything, anywhere in any situation, |
| 0:17.2 | and now I help keep one billion pounds of warship up and running at all costs. |
| 0:21.7 | Me, Ravi, born in Stockport, made in the Royal Navy. |
| 0:26.8 | Start your journey, search Made in the Royal Navy. |
| 0:30.5 | Who could be sure it's sponsored by Myra Showers? |
| 0:35.5 | I love my bathroom, it's a space for showering, bathing and flossing and so on, |
| 0:39.6 | but it's so much more than that. It's the creative space where I have my best great ideas, |
| 0:45.2 | a place to experiment with facial hair, home to the mirror in which I shadow box and give myself |
| 0:49.6 | pet talks. It's where I keep my aquatic reading term. It's the room where my bath is. |
| 0:54.5 | Myra understands that your bathroom is not just a functional space but also an experiential one. |
| 0:59.6 | There are trusted brands with over 100 years of heritage and expertise. |
| 1:03.6 | They're rated excellent on trust pilot, and they offer both convenience and means of mind. |
| 1:08.3 | With Myra, you can book, shower, repair and replacement online 24-7, |
| 1:12.2 | which jobs completed by Myra approved engineers and the Myra Pro Network with UK-wide coverage |
| 1:17.0 | and support on hand-sisters' week. Whatever your bathroom is to you, they get it and they can take |
| 1:22.0 | care of it. To find out more, or book online, visit MyraShowers.co.uk. That's MyraShowers.co.uk. |
| 1:30.2 | Good morning, all. Good afternoon, all and good evening to some of you. This is the |
| 1:51.9 | Lugampeacher. I am Peter Donaldson. I am from the Lugampeacher Industries CEO of the |
| 2:04.9 | company and he has access to the executive lift, the executive toilets, and he also is terrible |
| 2:12.1 | to his assistants. I don't think we necessarily should have to say hello to everyone. |
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