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Keep Your Eyes Open

Floyd, Simon, Kamar and Chico

Tv & Film, Arts, Film Reviews, Comedy

3.01.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2026

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Summary

In one year, Kamar has gone from " AI will save us all. SINGULARITY!!!" To, "TURN OFF ALL THE POWER IN THE WORLD!" Things move quick! Enjoy! The Joe Rogan Experience Experience is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give therapy a try at betterhelp.com/jree and get on your way to being your best self!

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0:00.0

You already said happy Mother's Day?

0:01.8

We should start with that.

0:02.6

Happy Mother's Day.

0:03.6

Obviously, we all have mothers and Simon's wife is a mother. Well, the only one listening is your mother, Matt. So happy Mother's Day to Matt's Ma. Happy Mother's Day. We all appreciate you. Yeah. But have you said happy Mother's Day to your mother today? Yes. I said it to your mother. I called her five minutes ago. I hope you didn't

0:21.4

I have not said anything to my mom today

0:24.4

True? Yes. I said it to your mother. I called her five minutes ago. I hope you didn't. I have not said anything to my mom today. You have it? We're going over for dinner. You still got to phone her and say happy Mother's Day. I'm going to see her later. Okay. Cut this. I talk to her every day. And call her. Well, she's getting it twice now. Yeah. Well, this comes out like three now. Did you not see the 100 pound bag of fucking popcorn? That was for you. No, that's for her. Oh, oh, I thought you were eating the 100 pound bag of popcorn. Well, she'll hear this Tuesday. I know, I know, I know. You think I would just, you think I love popcorn so much. Didn't he say that? He said he loved popcorn. No, he did. He said it facetiously maybe. Oh, yeah, I love popcorn so much. Didn't he say that? He said he loved popcorn.

0:54.5

No, he did. He said it facetiously, maybe. Oh. Yeah. I love popcorn so much. That is really funny, though. You sneak it in that giant bag dressed as a lady to the movies. This is my girlfriend. Poppy. We need the video. We need the video. We need the video. I'm talking about a life size.

1:11.1

I think legally you're allowed to bring food in now.

1:14.2

No. Poppy. We need the video. We need the video. We need the video. I'm talking about a life size.

1:11.1

I think legally you're allowed to bring food in now.

1:14.2

No. I'm almost certain. No. I mean, I do, but you can't. If you brought that out, you can start selling it. Yeah, yeah. Who wants? Yeah. We go to the drug store. it's like right near the movie theater we go to and I just buy all this like instead of the

1:30.4

little bags of candy, I buy the big bags of candy, and we just go in pockets full. You go to the Coliseum, obviously? Yeah, I love the Coliseum. People are wondering why our movie theaters are disappearing. No, that's not why. It's because we're not buying 40.

1:44.4

Yeah.

2:00.9

They're still charging us like $28 to see a movie. But I agree with that. If you're going to see your mother, you can say happy Mother's Day when you see her. I saw the best shit. The other day, this guy was like, I can solve the problem with movies right now, right here. He goes, adults, $10.

2:03.2

He goes, children.

2:06.4

Four movies right now, right here. He goes, adults, $10. He goes, children, four to 12. He goes, yeah, four to 12, $6. He goes, children below for $500,000.

2:19.9

That's perfect.

2:24.0

They have movies for like moms where they can go during the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:24.7

It's just a bunch of crying babies.

2:27.5

Camar's new pickups.

2:35.2

That's the funniest thing you've ever said.

2:38.4

That's hilarious.

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