Turn Down The Noise | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.3 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | God bless you. |
| 0:15.0 | It's great to be with you today. |
| 0:16.7 | I hope you stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, our YouTube channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person. |
| 0:25.8 | We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:29.2 | I'd like to start with something funny. |
| 0:30.9 | And one day in heaven, God said to the men, I want you to form two lines. |
| 0:36.2 | One line is for the men who were the head of the house.. One line is for the men who were the head of the |
| 0:39.1 | house. The other line is for the men who let the woman be the head of the house. The line where |
| 0:45.1 | the woman ran the house was a hundred miles long. The other line only had one man in it. God |
| 0:51.2 | said, man, I'm ashamed to you. I created you to be the head, but only one man stood |
| 0:56.2 | up to make me proud. He looked at him and said, son, tell them, how did you manage to be the only |
| 1:02.1 | one in this line? The man looked confused and said, I don't know. My wife told me to stand here. |
| 1:09.1 | Come on, say it like you mean it. |
| 1:11.1 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:12.7 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:14.5 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:16.4 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:18.8 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
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